so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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