One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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