How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after