There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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