Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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