you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
NoShamevember. You game?
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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