Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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