Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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