I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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