I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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