wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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