Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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