white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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