Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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