apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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