Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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