Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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