Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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