i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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