Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.