Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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