I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared