how can u be prego again
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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