Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
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The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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