even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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