i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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