Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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