It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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