My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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