I love black thongs
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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