It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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