the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.