My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering