Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.