I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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