Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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