Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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