But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?