Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.