A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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