is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
