I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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