What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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