I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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