it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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