He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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