your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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