He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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