His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He shit in the fireplace
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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