Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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