found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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