But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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