Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
