no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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