I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...