I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.